I lost my voice today. It randomly crapped out on me. Omg, so annoying. I had to work a 15 hour shift too! bullcrap.

Anyway. So. Drama, once again ensued at work because of this crazy old bitch I work with. She starts so much shit, most with me though. Like when I came into work to eat on my day off, I ordered a sandwich and she put my order in wrong. Something I would NEVER order. Like the most unhealthy shit ever. Like...Its not my M.O. She THEN fought with me about what I ordered...like wtf.

Anyway. SO this new little doozy, caused my blood to boil. So now I'm unsure how to proceed. Any fuck nut that works in a coffee shop knows that FRENCH ROAST it the DARKEST roast there is. Right up there with espresso and Italian roasts.

So. A customer asks ME because I'm on register, what our darkest roast is, so I reply, "French Roast is our boldest roast. blah blah blah coffee jargon, et cetera." And this bitch behind me has the nerve to to be like "Noooooo" in her nasally fucking whine, "Sumatra is our darkest roast." That' is it.

I smile and say, "No. No its really not."

But because she is a crusty old fuck, they listen to her.

So after they leave. I turn to her to inform her of her mistake. And she chews me out that she has been doing this for 10 years and that Starbucks sent her to school to learn all this and blah blah fucking blah.

I know. I KNOW she's wrong.

But I needed proof.

SO I fucking hoped on to starbucks.com and found THIS:

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would everyone like to read where they say, "FRENCH ROAST IS OUR DARKEST ROAST FRENCH ROAST IS OUR DARKEST ROAST FRENCH ROAST IS OUR DARKEST ROAST FRENCH ROAST IS OUR DARKEST ROAST FRENCH ROAST IS OUR DARKEST ROAST FRENCHROASTISOURDARKESTROASTFRENCHROASTISOURDARKESTROAST!!!"

Like am I the ONLY one with a fucking brain where I work????

FUCKING DIRTY CUNT BAG. I hate her...

Anyway. SO. Now I want to show her this. Because she is mis-selling all of our coffees. And like if she seriously does know better why is she fucking up coffee orders. I'm so frustrated with her.

Should I show her the link and correct her? Post it somewhere she'll read it anonymously? She'll know it was me though...or should I give it to the owner to correct it which he will in turn force me to confront her anyway?

C'mon guys! Help a Barista out before she loses her cool and bashes in this bitches head with a coffee pot.





Werd to the club~